"For a person hating breadcrumbs in the bed as much as me"

- It was a really bad idea to open that bag of pistachios last night when I came home drunk. Not only did I wake up with a pistachio shell marks on my body, but twice I managed to pour the entire content out of the bag and am now left with pistachios in every corner of my room as well as my bed
  1. abriefhistoryoflife posted this