"For a person hating breadcrumbs in the bed as much as me"
- It was a really bad idea to open that bag of pistachios last night when I came home drunk. Not only did I wake up with a pistachio shell marks on my body, but twice I managed to pour the entire content out of the bag and am now left with pistachios in every corner of my room as well as my bed
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